FOX NEWS:
The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel. Taxi
ABC NEWS:
Seeing a murder on television... can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some. Alfred Hitchcock (1899 - 1980)
CBS NEWS:
Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. Ann Landers (1918 - 2002)
AL ROJO VIVO:
Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work. Gallagher
GOOD MORNING KANSAS:
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us. Kurt Vonnegut (1922 - 2007)
NOTICIAS UNIVISION:
Imitation is the sincerest form of television. Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)
MY 9 NEWS:
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
GOOD DAY NEW YORK:
I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids. Trey Parker and Matt Stone, South Park, Death, 1997
TELEMUNDO 47 NEWS:
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper. Rod Serling (1924 - 1975)

